Time to start my diary
Mummy (the human one) says I'm an old man now BUT I'm only 8 years-ish young. Such audacity to call me 'old man'. Hmph!
"Sorry Flapper, the whites on your face don't lie.", so mummy says.
Anywoof, as part of my new year's resolution, I have decided to start my own little diary but first thing first, I need to get into my role as a writer.
What do you think?
Do I look the part?